Conspiracy theories: the whole time line

How complex is the Conspiracy Theory? Dealing with fake news, secret plans, unconfirmed reports is not easy. How many bullshits about the supposed truth have been told since ever?
Is this whole narration consistent with itself? We, here at Battibit, have managed to regroup the whole story in just one time line to discover what kind of world arises. Ready? Go!

1927 – Julian Huxley fabricate the first tinfoil hat to protect himself from telepathy

1933 – First picture of Lochness monster

1937Nazis’ flying saucer

1945Holocaust didn’t happen

1945Philadelphia Experiment: Einstein teleports a navy ship

1947 – Roswell UFO crash

1954Bilderberg group is born

1955 – Area 51 is operative

1957 – USA get the population full mental control by simply adding  fluorine to public water pipelines.

1960 – Ancient Astronauts theory teaches us the origin of Homo Sapiens.

1963 – Lobbies kill JFK in Dallas

1969We never land on the moon

1969 – Real Paul McCartney dies, replaced by a double

1970Club27 is founded, hosting rockstars that didn’t really die at 27 yo.

1973 – Trilateral organization is founded in NYC

1975Hitler is cloned in Brazil by nazi doctors who escaped in Latin America after WWII

1977Elvis is killed by CIA

1982 – Alan Moore creates V for Vendetta

1993 – USA control global weather with HAARP project

1994 –  Internet is born
1995Roswell Alien Autopsy

1997Bigpharma pursues global drugs addiction

1998 – A “scientist” links vaccines with autism

1999Matrix movie in theatres

2000Millennium bug destroies PCs around the world

2000 – Italian comedian & politician Beppe Grillo destroies a Pc during show, blaming technology for human decline

2001 – 9/11 is an inside job

2002 – European Union adopts Euro currency

2003 – Da Vinci’s Code by Dan Brown. The book makes people discover Leonardo’s “Last Supper”
2003 – Prior of Sion and Templars huge popularity among less cultured

2004History Channel spreads across the world

2006V for Vendetta is out in theatres. Global increase of Guy Fawkes masks trade

2006 – MD declares AIDS it’s not a real desease

2007Zeitgeist documentary sums up all conspiracy theories known until then.

2007Beppe Grillo & Nigel Farage start to incarnate the future Waldo pictured in Black Mirror

2007Assassin’s Creed is out in stores. People thinks Templars are still existing

2007 – Chem Trails world paranoia.

2008 – World financial crisis.

2009 – According to YouTube Obama is a reptilian

2010Indigo Children show up to save us from the end.

2010 – USA are able to control and cause earthquakes, as seen in Haiti.

2011 – Berlusconi resigns because of the New World Order.

2011Osama Bin Laden fake death, he lives hidden somewhere by the CIA.

2011 – USA chip for mind control

2011Illuminati & Bilderberg working together for New World Order

2012 Maya’s End of the World

2013 – Germany and Merkel rule over Europe. Kalergi plan is underway

2013 – Dota2 players believe Necronomicon is a real book.

2013 – Even Sirens are believed to be true, idiocy growing at new levels

2014 – Global Gay Lobby propaganda

2014Kim Jong Un’s wife executed for starring in porn movies

2014 Illegal immigrants spread Ebola in western civilization

2015Kim Jong Un let the dogs eat his uncle

2016Brexit wins, Europe is over

2016Putin funds populist movements to save us from NWO

2016Trump elected as President of the United States

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Gabriele Neri

Fondatore di Battibit nell'aprile 2013. Sono uno storico di formazione, scrittore di saggi e racconti brevi. Nella vita mi occupo di lavoro e disoccupati, compositore occasionale.
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